Hey Mom,

Loving life in Spencerville. The quaint dog’s paradise you imagined? Yup, it’s just that. A foodie haven, a trusty police squad and friends that tail you – even a hardware store that doesn’t size shame!

From the squad’s fascinating chronicles to my slider tales, the town has its fair share of fun. Though between you and me, the tranquil life isn’t as tranquil as it looks, thanks to this Shih Tzu at Doggy Delight!

Anyway, that’s all the ‘ruff’ news from this side. Ensuring peace here and napping around till we meet – cause let’s face it, dawdling sleep or not, I am a Yorkshire at heart, always ready to spring too action!

Take care,

Momo, your tiny ex-cop.

It’s beginning to dawn on me that maybe I’ve been in Spencerville too long. You’d think a Yorkshire terrier who tips the scales at a petit 4 pounds would go unnoticed, blend right into the backdrop of Upper Collie Canyon. But not me. Not Momo.

That’s right, it’s me, the playful, loyal, affectionate, obedient, and curious ex-cop from the Nine-Nine Pet Police Squad.

What’s the nine-nine you ask? Well, we’re a band of pet officers keeping the peace in Spencerville. And me? I suppose you’d say I’m the de facto leader, mainly because I’m the only one who can keep Noah in check, Maxie from wandering off and Zeus from stuffing himself silly at Chow Down Chow Chow.

And this is Spencerville, a dog’s paradise, a catty metropolis if you like, with everything from Bark Burgers to meet your palate to Dalmatian Desert for sun-and-sand seekers like yours truly.

Look around, take a sniff: The Furry Friends Art Gallery – nothing but classy, and The Pawsome Pet Pharmacy if you’re into prescription kibble. Even The Howling Husky Hardware Store doesn’t discriminate against us petite Yorkshire terriers.

A stranger peeking into my life here might see nothing but frivolity. Digging holes in the backyard, chasing my tail with Noah, Zeus, and Maxie. And my hankering for White Castle sliders? They’ll probably make it into my wiki page, nudging out the revelation of my dislike for loud noises, or the fact that I find solace in a stuffed pickle toy named Snuggles.

But don’t be fooled. This tranquil life in Spencerville, it’s just a ruse till my mom and I are reunited. We will be, when the time is right, until then, I’ve got my pack, my toys, my sliders, and enough curiosity and crimes to keep me occupied until then.

Now, if you’ll excuse, I’ve got to shake down a suspicious Shih Tzu at Doggy Delight. Don’t be fooled by his innocent floppy ears. I’ve seen enough in this town to know, you can’t judge a dog by his pedigree.

The End.