- Dog Tales
- July 21, 2023
Irv PawWord Story
Hey Dad, guess who’s the most eligible bachelor in Bulldog Bay’s version of The Bachelor? Yep, yours truly, Irv. I got roped into all this shindig. At the glitzy Chihuahua castle amidst a wave of excited barks and meows, I gave an impromptu speech. They all laughed when I expressed my disgust for water and love for cheeseburgers minus carrots! My disdain for water colored the whole event. You should have seen their faces when I said “the tide may never turn in our favor,” if my potential match happens to be a water-lover. Now, I just need to enjoy this circus, while hopefully securing a lifetime supply of cheeseburgers! – Irv the Engaging English Bulldog.
Today’s the day that’s been stirring up quite a ruckus in Spencerville, and as expected, yours truly happens to be at the heart of it all. You see, Bulldog Bay’s newest, must-see spectacle goes by the name of “The Pet Bachelor,” and guess who’s the prime catch this season? Yep, yours truly, Irv, the town’s most debonair and cheeseburger-loving English Bulldog.
Did I mention I hate water? Mere thought of it for drama atop East Bulldog Bay set me shivering like a gangster in a morality play. But then again, what’s love without a little splash of drama, right?
I sauntered into the glamorous Chihuahua Castle, which by the way, had been chosen as the venue for the grand premiere. The sight almost knocked the grumpiness right out of me, as I observed a sea of starry-eyed, expecting eyes. There was a sudden incessant round of enthusiastic barks and meows, a Spencerville-equivalent to a standing ovation, if you will.
Seeing all those faces stirred up an unexpected feeling within me. Was it responsibility, concern, or just guilt that I hadn’t saved any of my legendary cheeseburgers for them?
“Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to the premier of ‘The Pet Bachelor’. I, your breathtaking Irv, feel the weight of destiny upon my stout shoulders, a tad heavier than a Monday morning I might add.”
That was my opening line, and boy, did it send the crowd into peals of laughter. Moving towards a glamorous, cat-faced host named Whiskerson, we geared up for the customary and much anticipated musing session.
“So Irv, what would be your idea of a perfect date?” Whiskerson queried.
“Lying in Kendrick Park, beneath the vast canvas of the sky, letting the tantalizing scent of blooming daisies tickle our senses, as we munch on cheeseburgers, avoiding hints of carrots at all costs,” I drawled.
“What if she turns out to be a water-lover, someone who enjoys a drizzle, maybe a swim?” he added, stirring the question like a seasoned storyteller, excitedly mixing bits of irony with contrasting character traits.
“Ah well, then I’m afraid the tide may never turn in our favor,” I quipped, my tone hinting reluctance mixed with a bit of my trademark wit.
“So, are you ready to dive into this?” his voice hinted at a tease.
“As long as it’s a dive and not a puddle, my friend,” I responded, letting my dislike for water color our banter.
Well, that’s how the first evening was, filled with laughter and mild tantrums, a bit of me pondering, “What’s the right side for a portrait,” and “Is this for real, a bachelor in Bulldogs Bay?” I reclined for the day, wondering about the exciting weeks ahead, the overt drama and a chance to win my cheeseburgers with a side of love!
After all, wasn’t this what I was known for in Spencerville – to engage, entertain, and possibly, endure?
The End.
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