- Dog Tales
- July 27, 2023
Irv PawWord Story
Hey Dad, Irv here, you wouldn’t believe the day I’ve had in Spencerville. Me, the emblem thief? Woof, I tell ya! Got caught by the Corgis, slap-bang in the middle of their castle. Found myself in ‘Barkingham Palace Correction Facility’ – that place does have a good cheeseburGRR. Anyways, don’t worry, me and Brutus (half-brother, remember?) busted out, it was a big squirrel inspired escapade. Funniest part? All the Bulldogters causing a ruckus at the gate, drowned those Corgis in fear. Freedom never felt so good, just like those steaks you cook. Stay awesome, Pops. – from your Ultimate Top Dog, Irv.
Well, well, well, another day in Spencerville paradise. You know, this good life with beaches named after Boxers, forests named after Westies and oh, that royal Corgi castle. Yup, none of this fazes me, Irv, your good ole’ English Bulldog. I mean, how many times have we scratched this post?
So, let me spill the kibble on another adventures in Spencerville. Yes, you heard right, adventure. My partners in crime, my Dalmatian dream team, decided to nominate me for a little friendly mischief. A joke emblem at Corgi Castle presented by yours truly. Patch and Spot had a good ol’ laugh about it. Me? Less so. Yet, here I am, cool as a cucumber outside. Ready to storm the castle.
The second I step in, I am greeted by a thousand flashing cameras. Fans, I thought, sighing. Oh Irv, you handsome devil, you. But then it struck. Not fans, but bulldog haters, the Corgi crowd was surrounding me. A hurried murmur, ‘The Emblem Thief’, and the next thing I know, I’m slammed into the back of a van headed to the ‘Barkingham Palace Correction Facility’.
Is this happening? Am I chewing on this sour lemon? Woof, reality bites!
Inside, it wasn’t all lousy though. I mean, we had this guy Flip, Chihuahua skateboarder, and man, he made the best cheeseburGRRs in town, or should I say, in ‘Barkingham’. Not to mention, Brutus my half-brother was here (long story, short – mailman mix-up), which only added to his ‘tough dog’ cred.
Still, I knew I had to break out, show those Corgi snobs who’s the real top dog. So, we hatched a plan, inspired by the grand old squirrels at the park, the ultimate jailbreak. See, my chewy branch wasn’t just a toy. It was the key to our freedom. I furrowed, chiseled, and chewed through those bars like a pro. Spot and Patch? They sent word to the Bulldogters – my fan club, arranging a distraction at the main gate.
On the dreaded trial day, Operation Bark Out was a go. The Bulldogters made a scene at the gate. Flip activated the fire alarm (skateboard, remember?). In the chaos, sneakily gnawing through the bars, using Brutus as a shield, we slowly inched towards freedom.
Freedom, my dear friends, tasted sweeter than Dad’s steaks. It felt like lounging under my oak tree. The Bulldogters howled, the Corgis cowered, and we, we celebrated. Done and dusted, another adventure, another wag in the tale of Irv, the Bulldog.
The End.
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