- Dog Tales
- August 7, 2023
Hoagie PawWord Story
“Hey Dad, classic day in Pawsburgh. Rode with the squad to the Bay, dissed Fur Tacos for blueb pancakes and waged a war with a broccoli toy. Awesome night at Chihuahua Castle with shenanigans and pancake theft. Sleep’s overrated. Brilliantly weird day! – Hoagie”
Well, there ain’t no town that embraces the bizarre like Pawsburgh, and let me tell you, we love it.
Just another typical day in Pawsburgh and as the sun peeks over the horizon, you could see Hoagie humming along the path with his motorcycle squad, grinning from ear to salivating mouth, like a kid locked in a candy store.
We’re off to Upper Black Bulldog Bay for our early morning rituals. A quick dive into the bay, to wash off the horrors of the night–you know, dreams of broccoli invasions and fleas. Bro, don’t get me started on the fleas.
As we rode back into the town, we made our pit stop at Fur Tacos. Their steak nachos, let me tell you, are all a bulldog could dream of. Yet Hoagie stayed stubborn, insisting that no taco joint could rival blueberry pancakes. The look on the chef’s face, priceless. As if Hoagie just declared war on Doggy Delight’s menu.
Our little day out turned into a mini adventure when we entered Pet Partners Pet Supplies for Hoagie’s, you guessed it, blueberry pancake mix. As we strolled through the aisles, Hoagie spotted his dreaded foe, a broccoli toy. No squeaking toy, no bouncing ball could divert his attention. He was in a stand-off with the plushie, a showdown of David and Goliath proportions. After a few moments of him just glaring at the toy, we were all in stitches. If only there were vines in Pawsburgh, we’d have our viral superstar.
In the evening, the Pawsburg Pals met at the picturesque Chihuahua Castle. Full of stories, laughter and, off the record, a few contraband pancakes smuggled in by Hoagie, it was just another day in Pawsburgh.
We listened to Mr. Coop’s war tales, witnessed Skittles snatch away the last piece of pancake from Hoagie (her timing, mate! She’s a live comedy show!), and then endured Hoagie’s dramatic rant over this heinous act of pancake thievery. How his eyes twinkled with sarcasm and his tongue smothered in mock rage – our English Bulldog, everyone.
As the stars settled within the night sky, our robust pack, lit by the castle torches, continued their sweet shenanigans. Sleep is a trifle overrated in Pawsburgh, after all.
So ride we do, from dawn till dusk, across the Pawsburgh expanse, creating our unique brand of anarchy. A sweet baffling anarchy of Pets, pancakes, and a love for the bizarre. And as for our handsome Bulldog mate, Hoagie…well, as they say in Pawsburgh, “He’s quite the character!” Brilliant, ain’t he?
The End.
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