- Dog Tales
- September 30, 2023
Tia PawWord Story
“Hey fam, guess what? I, Tia, managed to brave the treacherous sounds of a vacuum at Snooty Snout, bolted after a rogue squeaky tennis ball amidst box-avalanche chaos and returned victorious, tail wagging. B&B salmon bites are on my menu now. Tia adventures continue in Pawsburg. Hugs, Chaos Queen Tia 🐾”
One fine Pawsburg morning, as the sun poked its early light over Brindle Brown Boxer Beach, I found myself stumbling onto Black Bulldog Bay. Tia, our congenial chocolate town companion, was at my side; her tail wagging with the rhythm of half a dozen jazz bands while her eyes flickered with an adventurous spark uncaught by any Bonfire Night. You know how she is; every damn day is riddled with scores of unseen adventures, rampant, wild, and absolutely tantalizing.
We whisked our way to Yappy Yogurt and Bark Burgers, Tia’s tongue hanging out in anticipation as we strolled down the bustling streets of Pawsburg. I reckon she was planning to snag herself a salmon delight. I swear, that hound could smell a single grain of kibble from a mile away. Don’t ask me how, it’s just one of those Tia things.
Just as we slid into our booth at Bark and Bites, something wild whipped Tia’s head around. Her captivating canine hearing had caught a monstrous reminder of a villainous contraption – a vacuum cleaner – at The Snooty Snout Boutique. I saw that old look of disdain flash within those striking eyes. Oh boy, I recognized that gaze, I had been at the receiving end of it often enough.
Now, Tia, that dignified soul who wouldn’t even confront a cat, was baring her teeth. She launched out of the booth and beelined straight past Yappy Yogurt, down Upper Bulldog Bay, a blur of muscularity and indignation.
Bewildered? Well, Tia is as unpredictable as a Pawsburg thunderstorm. Just as I had convinced myself to fetch the feisty little canine, catastrophe struck in the shape of a delivery van. Boxes tumbled out, and among them, horror of horrors, a squeaky tennis ball. I barely had time to mutter “oh hell…” before Tia was on the scene wrestling the source of seductive squeaks into submission.
I swear the ground itself held its breath, as the beast cut a swathe through the swirling dust. That rough-n-tumble princess was causing the kind of commotion that could put Pawsburg on high alert. Someone, take mercy on us, retrieve the damned vacuum cleaner from The Snooty Snout Boutique, so we can get some peace and quiet again.
Alone at last with her beloved squeaky toy, Tia’s demeanor softened. She returned to her usual, pleasant self as she trotted back to the restaurant, tennis ball locked tightly in her mouth and tail wagging with victory.
“Tia, you unruly, adorable pup,” I muttered, shaking my head. But can you hold a single day of madcap misadventures against a dog of such spirit and charm? Hell no. Let Tia be Tia, ruling Pawsburg with her loving heart, perked ears, and unstoppable knack for chaos. Now, let’s see if Bark and Bites is still serving that salmon delight… because dealing with this delightful disaster, sure as hell, has worked up my appetite.
The End.
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