- Dog Tales
- October 23, 2023
Mister Pemberton PawWord Story
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“Hey Mum! It’s your three-legged furball, Mr. P. This morning’s assignment: relaxation at beach. Outcome? Disaster! My beloved dumpling was near miss victim of ocean kidnapping. A tub of Chicken Savoury Frosting, frosty Malte-poo and wellness flier led me to the belly of the beast – the vet’s office! Despite all, still your Pug Perfection, Pemberton”
Ah, yes! Mister Pemberton! There is no other pug quite like him, notably because he has one less paw than most, and yet, does with three paws what most can’t do with four. Now, sit tight because I am about to recount an amusing little venture of Mister Pemberton’s latest escapade in our scenic Pawsburg.
One glorious morning, Pemberton sauntered off to his oasis—Red Beagle Beach, his squeaky little Chinese dumpling in tow. The sun was shining cheerily, the spume of the ocean danced in the balmy breeze. Perfect weather, you say? Ah, well, that’s precisely where Pembrokeshire’s rendezvous with calamity began.
In his eagerness to partake in the ocean’s frolic, Pemberton misjudged his trajectory and accidentally launched his beloved dumpling towards the ocean’s embrace. With a woeful yelp, he plunged after it. And the pursuing mishap was, dare I say, more “splat” than “splash”.
Indeed, comedy is tragedy that happens to other people.
In the meanwhile, his dash towards the waves had been closely observed by me, the town’s official gossiper and, you guessed it—Mister Pemberton’s closest confidante!
With his beloved dumpling adrift, Pemberton decided to sneak into Yappy Yogurt for solace. After all, nothing drowns sorrows better than a giant helping of Chicken Savoury Frosting! Ah, the therapeutic powers of poultry can’t be underestimated.
Unfortunately, his discretion was popped by an unintentionally flung glob of frosting that found residency in a Maltipoo’s fur. Pemberton’s intention to quietly lick his sorrows away was met instead with a cacophony of dogs, tongues lolling out in indignation at his actions.
“I swear, the frosting had a will of its own!” proclaimed Pembrokeshire in defense, but alas, dogs and chaos seem to pair well.
As if fate hadn’t run its humorous course already, it was at that very moment that a flyer from the Wellness Center came fluttering his way. His morose gaze fell upon the dreaded word: “ear cleaning.” His ears! The “aural objections,” as Pemberton referred to them, set in.
The rest, however, proved the real debacle: a frenzied Pembrokeshire fleeing the restaurant… right into the open doors of—guess who? His arch-nemesis, the vet’s office!
We watched from the doorway of Yappy Yogurt as our friend, splayed on the check-up table, sported an expression best suited for a squeaky toy being de-squeaked.
Yes, Pemberton’s attempt at a calm and cheery day had taken a turn, proving once again that in the scenic town of Pawsburg; even our daytime dramas are comedies! And yet, there was no dog we’d rather laugh and live with than our beach-loving, chicken-savouring, vet-dreading, ear cleaning-hating tri-pawed pug, Mister Pemberton.
The End.
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