- Dog Tales
- October 25, 2023
Willie Wonka PawWord Story
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Hey Dad, it’s your chocoholic child Willie Wonka. You know, the factory owner, elevating kids on wild rides through my candy land. Just battled some Golden Ticket chaos, introduced a few to Oompa Loompas and almost lost one to my chocolate river! Still, I’d call it a ‘sweet’ day. – The Wonkavator.
As I sat there delving into a hearty Furrific Fried Chicken dinner at Pup-Peroni in Pawsburg, my gaze inadvertently wandered to the stout English Bulldog across the table. Willie Wonka, that’s his name. Canine full of verve, draped in folds of fawn fur, eyes always carrying the glint of new adventures.
I watched him dismissively sniff at his shrimp; it always amazed me how Willie would snort at anything sophisticated. He wasn’t exactly what you’d call the salt-of-the-earth type. Except for the occasional dalliances with cheesburgers, Willie preferred his meals ladled with saccharine sweetness. There’s the penchant for vanilla ice cream for you! His aversion to long walks was equally inexplicable – all that effort for something not involving a monkey toy or cuddles, not worth the bother.
As I looked at him wrestling with that squeaky toy monkey of his, I couldn’t help chuckling. This was Willie in his element – full of boisterous joi de vivre. Willie and his two cohorts, the galumphing bulldog, Bake and that chipper pug, Lilly, would paint the town yellow with their explorations, a trifecta of canine exuberance.
Suddenly, people around started chattering loudly, their faces clouded with worry. I followed their gaze to the moonlit Shih Tzu Stadium, which was pulsating with an unusual glow. As we all stepped outside, the night sky was inundated with a fleet of otherworldly crafts descending.
Willie quickly cowered away, the glow was too bright, the cosmic hum too deafening for his liking. We ventured closer, trepidation seeping in with every step we took towards the peculiar pulchritude of extra-terrestrial phenomenon.
Then, much to my alarm, Willie Wonka, the backyard-loving bulldog, happened to lunge at the spaceship with a monkey squeak toy flung high. That was the sight of Willie in all his glorious eccentricity darting towards an alien spaceship leaving me in a state of utter bewilderment.
“Oh Willie,” I sighed, “You had to be the valiant bite-the-bullet sort.” I hope they have a soft spot for English Bulldogs in those spaceships, and probably carry a stash of vanilla ice cream. Who knows, maybe they’re allergic to shrimp just like our Willie here. Isn’t it a yarn to tell! Life with Willie, never a dull day.
The End.
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