- Dog Tales
- October 28, 2023
Reo PawWord Story
Hey fam, it’s your Little Man, livin’ large in Spencerville! Freakin’ Squawk thought he could mess with our clique, dropping “airmail” on me – twice! Round 1 to him. But guess what? It’s tit for tat here in Pug Palace. We got him wet from the same pond he’d made his spittoon. Reo 1 – Squawk 0. Ain’t no birdie gonna bring this chihuahua down. Stay ruff, fam! ~ Reo
In the grand old town of Spencerville – “Spencerville: A Tale of Tit for Tat”, it’s me, Reo, your neighborhood’s smooth-operator chihuahua with a personality bigger than my body size. I’ve made a comfortable residency for myself at East Pug Palace, living life one day at a time, but tell me, who could dispute such an existence? It’s practically paradise over here – all-you-can-snack buffets at The Fetching Deli, binge-shopping at The Tail Wagger’s Tailor and cuddling up with a good dog-biography from The Wagging Tail Bookstore.
Oh! They got an ‘Old Yeller’ novella in first-canine-narrative that will get your eyes watering, naughty ones now, not due to some silliness like cutting onions. And, they even got Paw Wars: The Empire Paws Back. Now that was the real kicker!
One sun kissed morning, as I was suntanning on the balcony, I got wind of some chirps. Not the usual merry chirps, but the malevolent kind from Squawk, that pigeon from across Poodle Pond. That insolent bird splattered my shiny black coat with an “airmail” the previous week, damaging my facade. And you know what they say, “Hurt a chihuahua once, shame on you. Hurt him twice, and he’s out for revenge.”
As a legendary resident of Spencerville, I couldn’t let such an affront go unanswered. I huddled up with my crew – my dear lookalike Jasper, the lovely beagle Daisy, and Paco, the tan gentleman. This was personal, a declaration of war. We planned our counter-attack under the moonlight, making use of supplies from Doggie Daycare.
Then came the day. Armed with water balloons, we waited for Squawk to make his usual sunrise visit. As anticipated, he took flight across Poodle Pond, aiming his vile beak right at me. As soon as he was at striking distance, we launched our assault. BOOM! Bullseye! We soaked Squawk with a mix of water from the very pond he’d used as his spittoon. The final boomerang of karma had been thrown.
“Well, well, well, Squawk. Looks like you got all wet,” I heckled, “Isn’t that a hoot?” Our laughter echoed through the palace, while Squawk fluttered in bewilderment and humiliation.
And that, my friends, is the tale of how this revered Spencerville resident didn’t just roll over and take flight in the face of adversity. I tell you, nurseries should scrap “The Tortoise and the Hare” and amp up my theatrical opus, “Reo’s Revenge on Squawk.” I’ll even give them rights to perform it at The Pupsicle Palace. Spencerville might love its peace and serenity, but who can resist a bit of melodrama, eh?
The End.
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